
Boner Candidate #1: MARKWAYNE, I DON’T THINK YOU WOULD BE THE MAN IN ANY RELATIONSHIP
It’s been more than a year since Teamsters Pres. Sean O’Brien and Sen. Markwayne Mullin almost “came to blows” now they are friends. The reason this has come up is while at a Senate hearing for former Oregon Congresswoman Lori Chavez DeRemer, Pres. Trump’s Labor Secretary nominee, Mullin talked about his relationship with O’Brien, saying their friendship should set an example of how folks on opposite sides can work together. He then made a strange statement saying “I do joke with my new friend over here, which I had the mic and he can’t defend himself here, that if we were in a relationship, I’d be the man in the relationship,”
Boner Candidate #2: THIS NATION WAS FOUNDED BY WHITE PEOPLE
According to reports made to The Texas Observer, the Dallas prosecutor with the US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement is an overt racist and white supremacist, which can be seen in various statements found online. These statements range from talk about mass deportations and brags about his expensive suits to white supremacist rants like his tweet that said “America is a White nation, founded by Whites. … Our country should favor us,” and also boasts that “I’m a fascist,” and denounces the 1964 Civil Rights act conferring legal equality on black people.
!!!WINNER!!!
Boner Candidate #3: THAT BABY YOU LOVE…YOU KNOW, THE ONE YOU CARRIED TO TERM IN YOUR WOMB? YES, THAT BABY. HAND IT OVER
A Georgia woman is devastated and now suing a fertility clinic for implanting the wrong embryo inside her, resulting in the baby being taken away from her after she gave birth to the child 5 months ago and bonding with the child. 2 years ago Krystena Murray underwent vitro fertilization and discovered the “reckless” mistake the clinic made after delivering a healthy baby boy in December of 2023. She said she “knew something was very wrong” when the child she delivered was a “dark-skinned, African American baby,” and both her and her sperm donor are white. Murray said the couple (not named) sued her for custody last year and she volunteered to give up the baby when her lawyers told her she had no chance of winning in court. She has now filed a civil lawsuit against Coastal Fertility Specialists, alleging the clinic’s negligence in mixing up her embryos with the other couple’s caused her ongoing pain and anguish.
