Boner Candidate #1: I THINK YOU CAN FIND A BETTER MANAGER THAN LUCIFER
A failed candidate running for Georgia Governor, Kandiss Taylor, is now making the biggest mistake of her career, attacking Taylor Swift. Kandiss Taylor referenced Taylor Swift’s post on Instagram, describing what it was like watching fan video’s of her Era’s tour, “dancing and prancing and recreating choreography, creating inside jokes, casting spells, getting engaged, and just generally creating the exact type of joyful chaos we’re known for.” Kandiss took that as all of her fans are in the stands casting literal spells. Kandiss sent a tweet to Taylor that read, “Did you really just praise your fans for making videos with your music and ‘casting spells’? What is wrong with you? I have heard from others that attended this last tour that you had some satanic nods in your show. I didn’t want to believe it. After all, I know you’ve claimed to love Jesus. I know you claimed to be a Christian. Let’s see how much Lucifer cares about you or your career.”
via News Break
Boner Candidate #2: THE LONG ISLAND LIAR IS AT IT AGAIN
George Santos is known for being a liar, and things have more than unraveled recently because of it. Recently he’s drawn a hard line on China, and is a co-sponsor a bill that would force higher education institutions communicate about relationships to groups affiliated with China. George came out to claim his little niece was abducted, and when surveillance video shown her with two Chinese men, police were called. When George responded to a question whether or not he believed China kidnapped his niece, he responded, “Look, I don’t want to go into like, conspiracy theory. But you know, if the shoe fits, right?” A high ranking member of NYPD has explored the situation, and couldn’t find any evidence to corroborate a kidnapping of George’s niece. The high ranking official stated, “We found nothing at all to suggest it’s true. I’d lean into, he made it up.” Santos has also been accused of defrauding donors to make himself rich.
via Daily Mail
Boner Candidate #3: HE WAS PUTTING IT BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM or THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS PEE.
There’s nothing wrong with imported beer, unless they are peeing onto the ingredients. A man in China took it to the next level when he emptied his bladder inside a container of ingredients. The second largest beer producer in China, Tsingtao, issued a statement, “We reported the incident to the police at the earliest opportunity, and public security agencies are involved in the investigation. Our company continues to increase management efforts to ensure product quality, and welcomes consumer supervision. Once verified, we will handle this seriously in accordance with the law and regulations.” Not only is the urinating suspect detained by Chinese police, the person who filmed the incident was detained as well. The two individuals were not direct employees of Tsingtao, but instead were external hires. Tsingtao had attempted to reassure it’s customers that the ingredients had been sealed from it’s facility.
via New York Post
