Boner Candidate #1: 10 REASONS TO NOT VOTE FOR MARSHA BLACKBURN AND/OR DONALD TRUMP Campaign text message sent to a […]
Boner Candidate #1: IF IT’S ‘GO BIG OR GO HOME’ HE SHOULD HAVE GONE HOME. A 50-year-old Ohio man has […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: HERE’S THE THING: POLLS SHOW HIM RUNNING EVEN WITH HIS DEM. OPPONENT A woman who has been […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE MUSEUM CONCEDED IT WAS A BAD IDEA The Children’s Museum of Indianapolis invited people to a […]
Boner Candidate #1: I SAY MANY THINGS THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND. After saying that Donald Trump was “practically and morally […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: I WILL PUT A STOP TO BEER DRINKING IN THIS CITY; DON’T THINK I WON’T […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: NOT A GRIFTER… SURE YOU’RE NOT. Former candidate Austin Searle claims that he wasn’t grifting […]
Boner Candidate #1: DONALD TRUMP SCREWS OVER A SMALL PUBLIC SCHOOL. Due to Donald Trump using a loophole to claim […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: AND THEN HE STOLE THE KID’S SCOOTER. A man stole a girl’s scooter after pooping […]
Boner Candidate #1: OUR PATRONIZIN LEGISLATURE NEEDS TO HAVE A WORD WITH DONOVAN After Utah’s resolution to fix ‘critical race […]