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Boner Candidates for March 4, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: DEATH TO THE SODOMITES

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A lawyer in California has submitted a ballot initiative with the state Department of Justice calling for the death of anyone who engages in sodomy in the state, the San Diego Gay & Lesbian News reports. The proposal by Matt McLaughlin, who lists his address in Huntington Beach, was received by the initiative coordinator at the Office of the Attorney General on Feb. 26. Enclosed was a $200 check and the complete text of his “Sodomite Suppression Act.” The act outlines seven measures relating to those who engage in same-sex sodomy, “a monstrous evil that Almighty God, giver of freedom and liberty, commands us to suppress on pain of our utter destruction even as he overthrew Sodom and Gomorrha.” McLaughlin recommends punishment by death, even though a judge ruled that California’s death penalty is unconstitutional last June

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Boner Candidate #2: MAYBE THE TEACHER DIDN’T KNOW IT WAS EXPLICIT SEX

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A Connecticut teacher has been suspended after reading a poem to his students last week that graphically described a gay sex encounter. The South Windsor High School male teacher, whose name has not been released by school officials, read his advanced English class the 1968 Allen Ginsberg poem “Please Master,” WTNH-TV reported. The lengthy poem is so sexually explicit, TheBlaze has chosen not to reprint it.

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Boner Candidate #3: CERTAIN THINGS YOU SHOULD JUST NOT PEE ON

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You would think most people don’t need to be told not to wee on beehives. Apparently we expected too much from several bus passengers who received several bee stings to their private parts recently after their bus pulled over at the side of the road to allow male passengers to relieve themselves. One of them thought it would be a good idea to wee on a hive swarming with bees, at which point… well, you can guess what happened. According to medics 22 people had been attacked by the bees after stopping to relieve themselves on a highway in the central province of Quang Ngai in Vietnam. Three of those stung had to be kept in hospital for observation after suffering swollen body parts and a high fever.

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