Boner Candidate #1: They Take Their Bingo Seriously
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B-I-N-G-No! A Florida man reacted poorly to a woman sitting in his preferred bingo seat, so he’ll now have to stand in front of a judge. Fred Smith, 82, was arrested for criminal mischief on Monday after he allegedly used an ice pick to slash the tires of a van belonging to 88-year-old Ethel Britt, the Associated Press reports.
Boner Candidate #2: Police Fun with a Pooping Pig
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Police in Shelby Township, Michigan had an interesting encounter with a pig who escaped from its owner, ran around town for a while, then ended up in the back of a cop car pooping all over the place.
Boner Candidate #3: I’m Using Them as a Teaching Tool
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Her students got a most unwelcome anatomy lesson. A Virginia high school teacher was kicked out the classroom for allegedly showing before-and-after boob job photos of herself to students, officials said.
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