Boner Candidate #1: THE MAN’S GLASSES WERE IN YOUR DAMN CAR!
South Dakota’s Attorney General, Jason Ravnsborg, is defending himself against claims that he killed a man in a hit-and-run. Investigators noted that the victim’s glasses were found inside of Jason Ravnsborg’s car.
Boner Candidate #2: I AM TOO SHORT TO SEE A YARMULKE.
Rep. Lauren Boebert is trying to walk back her “jokes” where she accused Jewish tourists at the DC capitol if they were there on a reconnaissance mission.