ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: WANNA BUY A FART
NY film director Alex Ramirez-Mallis has made $85 selling fart sounds on the internet for NFT’s. via NY Post
Boner Candidate #2: THANKS UNCLE JOE AND AUNT COMMIE
A photo sent to Bill of a windowless van with “I bought an AR-10 with my stimulus Thanks Uncle Joe and Auntie Kommie” written on the side of it. via Twitter
Boner Candidate #3: WE’RE NOT GOING TO TEACH OUR KIDS TO HATE THEMSELVES AND THEIR COUNTRY
Gov. Ron DeSantis says that they will not teach the critical race theory because it teaches the kids to hate themselves and their country. via Dailymail
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: MORE EVIDENCE THAT RAND PAUL IS A D-BAG
Rand Paul is fighting with Anthony Faucci, claiming that wearing a mask is just theater. via Yahoo
Boner Candidate #2: RIPPED JEANS WILL BE THE DOWNFALL OF CIVILIZATION
Uttarakhand CM Tirath Singh Rawat said that woman who wear ripped jeans are not a good example for their children. The most important thing women could do is look after their family and children. via News 18
Boner Candidate #3: WHY LISTEN TO A LIBERAL NEW YORKER LIKE HIM?
CNN’s Gary Tuchman went to a restaurant in Oklahoma to see if people will get the vaccine. Many people said no they wouldn’t and the excuses ranged from not trusting the government to they are going to catch COVID from the Vaccine. via medialite