ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: WELL, WE WERE TRYING TO TEACH THE LITTLE BOUNDERS A LESSON.
Tony’s Chocolonely is facing backlash after they released an advent calendar with no chocolate in it.
Boner Candidate #2: IN OUR NEXT AD WE WERE GOING TO MILK THEM.
A major dairy brand in Seoul is apologizing after playing an ad that depicted women turning into cows.
Boner Candidate #3: DANGEROUS GIRLS WITH THANK-YOU TURKEYS.
Sheriff Craig Rowland of Bingham County, Idaho is facing felony charges after he pulled his gun on young girls who left a “thank you turkey” at his home.
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: YOU MAY NOT HAVE A PANTY ON YOUR HEAD.
A Florida man was asked to get off a United Airlines flight because he was wearing women’s underwear as a face mask.
Boner Candidate #2: THAT’S GOOD! NOW CLUCK LIKE A CHICKEN.
During the 2021 Miss Universe competition, Steve Harvey asked Miss India to do an animal impression.
Boner Candidate #3: KICK THE KICKER.
Former Jaguars kicker Josh Lambo recently revealed that Urban Meyer kicked him during a practice in August.
