ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: TED CRUZ IS OPENLY CORRUPT
Former head of the Government Office of Ethics, Walter Shaub, says that Ted Cruz’s most recent statement about pulling funds from company’s for being too “woke” is probably the most openly corrupt statement ever made. via Huff Post
Boner Candidate #2: MANNEQUINS HAVE ALREADY ACHIEVED HERD IMMUNITY
Police were called on a restaurant in Canada for violating the COVID lockdown policy’s, but when police arrive they discover that the customer in the restaurant is a Mannequin. via UPI
Boner Candidate #3: A KNEE TO THE CROTCH WILL TEACH YOU
Kansas Rep. Mark Samsel was arrested for assaulting a high school kid while substitute teaching. via Kansas City
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: OKAY. I WAS A SLAVE MASTER
Bobby Paul Edwards was given 10 years in prison for convincing a black man, with a disability to work for him for 100 hours per week without pay. via MSN
Boner Candidate #2: MOUNT RUSHMORE IS PERFECT FOR FIREWORKS JOE
South Dakota Gov Kristi Noem is suing the Biden administration for denying her permission to launch fireworks over Mount Rushmore. via The Hill
Boner Candidate #3: I’M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE ROSA PARKS ON THIS MASK ISSUE
Council Member Jessica Alexander, compared her fight to get rid of the mask mandates to the fight of Rosa Parks. via Yahoo News
