Boners

Boner of the Day for November 4th, 2021

ROUND ONE

Boner Candidate #1: HE GOT THE SPECIAL ARROGANT NFL SUPER STAR VAX

Aaron Rodgers is requesting his ‘alternative treatment’ for Covid-19 to be counted as being vaccinated.

via Larry Brown Sports

Boner Candidate #2: INKED DURING LANDING

Oh all the places a man could have given himself a tattoo, he chose his ride on a mid-flight plane.

via The New York Post

Boner Candidate #3: I’M YOUNG AND RICH AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

Florida’s TikTok star Damaury Mikula was arrested after a police chase while saying “I’m young, rich, and I can do what I want.”

via Daily Mail

ROUND TWO

Boner Candidate #1: THEY’RE DISSECTING GRANDPA AT THE ODDITIES EXPO.

Thanks to an undercover journalist, a family discovered the body of their grandfather’s body being used for a live autopsy at the ‘Oddities and Curiosities Expo’ across the country.

via Vice News

Boner Candidate #2: STANDS TO REASON: IF HE STOLE A CAR THAT NEEDED SOME WORK HE HAD TO STEAL SOME TOOLS TOO.

A many in New York stole tools from an auto parts store to fix his stolen car.

via WDEL

Boner Candidate #3: IT WAS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONFIRE.

During a Slipknot concert, fans started a large bonfire in the back of the crowd while singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to Mick Thomson, the band’s guitarist. The show had to stop while the fire was put out.

via Loudwire


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