ROUND ONE
Boner Candidate #1: HE GOT THE SPECIAL ARROGANT NFL SUPER STAR VAX
Aaron Rodgers is requesting his ‘alternative treatment’ for Covid-19 to be counted as being vaccinated.
Boner Candidate #2: INKED DURING LANDING
Oh all the places a man could have given himself a tattoo, he chose his ride on a mid-flight plane.
Boner Candidate #3: I’M YOUNG AND RICH AND I CAN DO WHAT I WANT
Florida’s TikTok star Damaury Mikula was arrested after a police chase while saying “I’m young, rich, and I can do what I want.”
ROUND TWO
Boner Candidate #1: THEY’RE DISSECTING GRANDPA AT THE ODDITIES EXPO.
Thanks to an undercover journalist, a family discovered the body of their grandfather’s body being used for a live autopsy at the ‘Oddities and Curiosities Expo’ across the country.
Boner Candidate #2: STANDS TO REASON: IF HE STOLE A CAR THAT NEEDED SOME WORK HE HAD TO STEAL SOME TOOLS TOO.
A many in New York stole tools from an auto parts store to fix his stolen car.
Boner Candidate #3: IT WAS A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BONFIRE.
During a Slipknot concert, fans started a large bonfire in the back of the crowd while singing ‘Happy Birthday’ to Mick Thomson, the band’s guitarist. The show had to stop while the fire was put out.
