Boner Preview Candidate #1: HORRIBLE PEOPLE IN A HORRIBLE WORLD
Like other little boys, Baraka Cosmas Lusambo loves to play soccer. When he hears music, his feet tap and his face breaks out into a wide smile. During summer pool time recently, he used his left hand to toss a ball through a basketball hoop while red arm floaties kept him above water.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: BUT DID HE GET THE JOB?
A homeless man who showed up for a job interview at a Wichita abortion clinic with a small bottle of gunpowder and a wick in his backpack didn’t mean any harm, police said Tuesday.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: THE IGNORANT WHEELCHAIR USER.
Jeff Griffin lost use of his legs 20 years ago and has relied on a wheelchair ever since. As such, he is entitled to a handicap placard allowing him to park in designated stalls for the disabled.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: HIS FIRST LION
An American hunter is being criticized on social media for posting images of his two children, who were ages 7 and 9 at the time,posing with dead lions that they had apparently shot and killed.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: I WARNED YOU: BRING SOME DAMNED BEER.
A 44-year-old woman allegedly beat and stabbed her husband with a ceramic squirrel on Christmas Eve – because she was furious that he returned home without beer.
Boner Preview Candidate#6: BORN HERE? GET OUT ANYWAY
In the fall of 2010, Rep. Steve King (R-Iowa), one of the most hawkish anti-immigrant voices in Congress, launched a legislative campaign to end the scourge of “anchor babies,” as he called them.
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