Boner Candidate #1: DON’T YOU HAVE TO TAKE A CLASS TO BE IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES?
Rep. Lauren Boebert claimed that the U.S. constitution isn’t evolving despite there being 27 amendments since it’s ratification.
Boner Candidate #2: WAIT! I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA. LET’S DISMANTLE THE YACHT.
Koningshaven Bridge, a historical bridge that dates back 95 years, will be partially dismantled because Jeff Bezos’ yacht is too large to fit through.
