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Boner Candidates for Friday, June 12, 2015

Boner Candidate #1 TOO UNBELIEVABLE TO BE A BONER

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Sen. Marco Rubio (R) was among the Florida state legislators who voted for the so-called “Scarlet Letter” law in 2001 that required single mothers to publish their sexual histories in the newspaper in order to place their babies up for adoption.

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Boner Candidate #2 THIS IS ALSO TOO UNBELIEVABLE TO BE A BONER

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A teacher at an elementary school near Lubbock has been fired after writing she was “almost to the point” of supporting racial segregation following a controversial police incident in McKinney.

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Boner Candidate #3 DERP

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Some guys shoot themselves in the foot metaphorically. but only Adam Hirtle knows if it’s worse to do it literally. And he did it not once, but twice. Hirtle, 30, of Colorado Springs, Colorado, told investigators he purposely shot himself in the foot Wednesday night because he was curious how it would feel, the Denver Post reported.

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