Boner Candidate #1: ISIS SEX TOYS
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On Saturday, CNN ran an entire segment on the possible sighting of an Islamic State flag at a pride parade in London. “Just in: ISIS flag spotted at gay pride parade,” read a banner stretching across the bottom of the news channel’s TV feed as cameras repeatedly panned and zoomed in on what turned out to be a flag featuring crude drawings of sex toys. “ISIS flag amongst a sea of rainbow colours was spotted by a CNN international assignment editor,” CNN’s anchor said.
Boner Candidate #2: MAKE BRISTOL GIVE THE MONEY BACK
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Bristol Palin, abstinence spokesperson, wants you to know that her newly-announced pregnancy was planned and that she isn’t an abstinence spokesperson. Okay! On June 28, little Palin published a short blog post to a website called the Patheos Faith and Family Channel explaining how the press had gotten her recent announcement so, so wrong.
Boner Candidate #3: MENSTRUATION AND WIMBLEDON DO NOT MIX
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With the opening round of Wimbledon getting underway on Monday, only one journalist was brave enough to ask the question that’s been on everyone’s mind: how does the All-England Club’s all-white clothing policy affect menstruating players? The issue was posed to Petra Kvitova during her media availability session today. And she handled it like a pro.
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