Boner Candidate #1: TEACHING THE BOY TO DRIVE FAST
An O’Fallon, Mo. man is charged with involuntary manslaughter after a 14-year-old boy died in a crash with a 9-year-old behind the wheel. The 9-year-old told police the man had vodka and was teaching him how to drive 100 miles per hour. Mitchell Morris, 37, is charged with involuntary manslaughter (first degree) and endangering the welfare of a child (first degree). The Missouri State Highway Patrol reports that Damian A. Winters, 14, of Oxly, Mo. died after the vehicle he was riding in ran off the road and overturned around 3:50 p.m. on Sept. 6.
Boner Candidate #2: THIS MAN IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT.
For much of the American mainstream, Mike Huckabee’s far-right views on practically every issue put him on the fringes of modern political thought. But just beyond his often radical ideology, there’s a deeper problem: the Republican presidential candidate just doesn’t seem to understand American civics very well. BuzzFeed reported today on the former Arkansas governor’s new head-scratcher. While defending Kentucky Clerk Kim Davis’s refusal to issue marriage licenses out of her religious opposition to same-sex marriage, Mike Huckabee said Wednesday that the Supreme Court’s 1857 ruling in Dred Scott v. Sandford – which held that all blacks, free or enslaved, could not be American citizens – is still the law of the land even though no one follows it. […] “I’ve been just drilled by TV hosts over the past week, ‘How dare you say that, uh, it’s not the law of the land?’” Huckabee said. “Because that’s their phrase, ‘it’s the law of the land.’ Michael, the Dred Scott decision of 1857 still remains to this day the law of the land which says that black people aren’t fully human. Does anybody still follow the Dred Scott Supreme Court decision?”
Boner Candidate #3: Video: Angry school zone speeder tells deputy ‘no wonder you people get shot’
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