Boner of the week Candidate #1: UN-RAPEABLE
Damon Wayans is the latest celebrity to jump to the defense of Bill Cosby. The actor appeared on Power 105.1’s “The Breakfast Club” radio show on Friday, where he said that he doesn’t think Cosby is a rapist. Wayans went on to explain his theory about the 51 women who’ve come forward with their stories of being drugged or sexually assaulted by the comedian. First, he provided a little bit of advice. “Tell the truth. If I was him, I would divorce my wife — wink, wink — give her all my money, and then I would go to a deposition. I’d light one of them three-hour cigars, I’d have me some wine and maybe a Quaalude. And I would just go off,” he said. “I don’t believe that he was raping, I think he was in relationships with all of them,” Wayans continued. “And then he was like, ‘You know what, it’s ’78. It don’t work no more. I can’t get it up for any of y’all. Bye, bitches. And now they’re like, ‘Oh really? Rape!’” Wayans also questioned why the accusers waited so long to come forward, but co-host Angela Yee was quick to point out that some women came out with their claims decades ago. “But if you listen to them talk, they go, ‘Well, the first time…’ The first time? Bitch, how many times did it happen? Just listen to what they’re saying,” Wayans responded. “And some of them, really, is un-rapeable. I look at them and go, ‘No, he don’t want that. Get outta here!’”
Boner of the week Candidate #2: I’LL SHOW YOU LOUSY IMMIGRANTS
A camera operator for a Hungarian TV network was caught on video apparently kicking two refugee children and tripping a man carrying a child as they tried to flee into a cornfield. The journalist was identified as Petra Laszlo of the N1TV channel, which is linked to the country’s far-right Jobbik party, according to The Guardian. The party is known for its anti-immigrant views, and has been repeatedly accused of anti-Semitism. Laszlo was later fired, N1TV editor-in-chief Szabolcs Kisberk wrote on Facebook. The refugees were trying to flee from police at a makeshift camp set up in Roszke, near the Serbian border, The New York Times reported. The camp includes refugees from Syria, Iraq and Afghanistan.
Boner of the week Candidate #3: I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU ALL DON’T SEE THAT THIS IS PORNO
A mother from Knoxville, Tennessee, believes the New York Times bestseller The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks has too much graphic information for her 15-year-old son and should not have been assigned as summer reading. “I consider the book pornographic,” Jackie Sims told WBIR-Knoxville. “There’s so many ways to say things without being graphic in nature, and that’s the problem I have with the book.” The book, by science writer Rebecca Skloot, details the true story of a poor black tobacco farmer whose cervical cancer cells were taken without her knowledge in 1951. The cells, which scientists referred to as HeLa, went on to become a vital tool in medicine, helping to develop the polio vaccine, in vitro fertilization and other major scientific breakthroughs. The book was published in 2011 and has won numerous awards from medical and scientific organizations. Despite the book’s success, Sims thinks it should be told in a “different way.”
Boner of the week Candidate #4: Video: Angry school zone speeder tells deputy ‘no wonder you people get shot’
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