Boner Fight Candidate #1: THE DEPUTY WAS SUSPICIOUS BECAUSE MY WHITES WERE WHITER AND MY COLORS WERE BRIGHTER Matt Crull, […]
Boner Fight Candidate #1: SO WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO WRAP ROGER IN A SHROUD AND DUMP HIM IN THE SEA? […]
Boner Round 1 Candidate #1: YOU TELLING ME A TACO BELL BURRITO ISN’T COMFORT? Investigators say that Victor Fosser, 49, got […]
CANDIDATE #1: SO NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE. A prominent gay conversion therapist and active member of the “ex-gay” scene […]
Boner Round 1 Candidate #1:LISTEN, THE MAN SAYS HE’S SORRY. CAPE ELIZABETH, Maine — Police in Maine say a drunken […]
Boner Round 1 Candidate #1: AND THEN HE DEMANDED MORE GINGER-ALE AND ANOTHER BAG OF PEANUTS An overweight passenger aboard a […]
Boner Fight Candidate #1: UTAH COUNTY GOVERNMENT NEEDS A MAN WHO CAN MAKE A GOOD NAZI JOKE. The Utah County GOP […]
Boner Round 1 Boner Candidate #1: JESUS MADE ME THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH SO I DO WHAT HE SAYS […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: I THINK WE HAVE TO GIVE HIM SOME CREDIT FOR ACTING SKILLS. It was back in September of […]
Round 1 Boner Candidate #1:I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE BAG A BUCK DATING APP CHECOTAH, Okla. — An Oklahoma woman […]