ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: I CANNOT JOIN IN THE CELEBRATION OF THE DECLINE OF MEN. Senator John Hawly claims […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE NATIVES LOVE THE CHOP. Commissioner of Major League Baseball, Rob Manfred, has been negligent to addressing […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: A VIOLENT CHICKEN ENTHUSIAST A woman in Florida punched a teenage employee in the face […]
Boner Candidate #1: DAD’S DEAD, HE DON’T CARE A woman took sexy Instagram pictures in front of her father’s casket. […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: LOOK HOW DIVERSE WE ARE The Office of the Director of National Intelligence used a […]
Dune makes over $40M+ in it’s opening weekend Despite some skepticism about it’s success, Dune has proved to be hugely […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE DENY EVERYTHING… INCLUDING THE FACT THAT WE SOLD ONLY ONE THOUSAND TICKETS OF THE TEN THOUSAND […]
4400 (New Series, Monday Oct. 25, The CW) The Last O.G. (Season 4, Tuesday Oct. 26, TBS) Love Life (Season […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: SOMEONE BRING THE SCISSORS. A woman draped seemingly all of her hair behind her seat […]
Boner Candidate #1: MOST UTAH VOTERS DO NOT AGREE WITH YOU. After irrational concerns of election fraud across the nation, […]