Boner Preview Candidate #1: ARE WE GETTING BACK TOGETHER OR NOT?
Florida Woman batters beau over sex position dispute.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: PANCAKE RAMPAGE
Woman arrested for Denny’s Pancake Rage. Perp, 27, did not grasp all-you-can-eat concept.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: LITTLE LISTERINE AND A JOKE AND NOW I’M OUT OF A JOB
Legendary blind gym teacher Steven Sloan may have lost his job over Listerine.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: AND SO WE BROKE OUT ALL THE WINDOWS
The Boone County Sheriff’s Department said Budget Inn-Midway employees were convinced to break out windows after receiving a prank call.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: ISIS IS JUST A GROUP OF MISUNDERSTOOD COMMUNITY ACTIVISTS
A day after terror attacks left hundreds of casualties across Paris, a Democratic candidate for the Minnesota House tweeted, “ISIS isn’t necessarily evil. It is made up of people doing what they think is best for their community. Violence is not the answer, though.”
Boner Preview Candidate #6: THE COPS WERENT DOING A GOOD ENOUGH JOB
A man in a stolen truck tried to run down an officer while attempting to flee police, and a bystander tried to ram the fleeing truck with her vehicle early Sunday, police say.
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