Boner Candidate #1: I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO SEE A HORSE SHOW. A couple at the Wisconsin State Fair was […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE GOT A WHOLE BOWL FULL OF DNA HERE VENTURA, Calif. – A man accused of burglarizing […]
Boner Candidate #: WOULD THAT BE CONSIDERED “BOOBS ON THE GROUND?” Fox News suspended Eric Bolling, a longtime host at the […]
Boner Candidate #1: I THINK THE DENTIST HAS HAD ENOUGH MARS, Pa. — Police say a dentist in Pennsylvania tried to […]
Boner Candidate #1: SENATOR HATCH! Sen. Orrin Hatch got people tittering when he was quoted by Politico on Monday about how it was […]
Boner Candidate #1: HOO-RAY FOR JIF TIP An alarming new product lets men seal their urethras shut before sex, supposedly in […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE PERVY PHARMACIST An 81-year-old pharmacist in Niagara Falls was arrested for allegedly ordering a customer to […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE CAR STARTED IT Bryce Steven Boos is facing a felony charge after he allegedly punched and wiped […]
Boner Candidate #1: CUCUMBER RAGE Incensed that there were not enough cucumbers in his salad, a Pennsylvania man allegedly threatened the […]
Boner Candidate #1: YOU ALL WILL JUST HAVE TO STAY PUT Desperate passengers aboard two diverted Air Transat planes in Canada […]