Boner Candidate #1: Your Helpful Act is a Felony
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Early Monday morning, Jeff Steele was at King’s Korner, a bar on 8th Street South in La Crosse. It was just about closing time when a woman walked in, pointed a gun at the bartender and demanded all the money in the register.
Boner Candidate #2: Hey, you work in a prison… You should expect a violent assault.
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The office of Arizona Attorney General Mark Brnovich (R) has asked a federal judge to dismiss the lawsuit of a teacher who was stabbed and sexually assaulted inside a state prison after guards allegedly abandoned her in a room full of sex offenders to whom she was administering a high school equivalency test.
Boner Candidate #3: I’M GONNA BLOW UP THE SCHOOL
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When Karen Shearon learned her 15-year-old daughter failed a state exam on Tuesday, the Staten Island woman reportedly did what any other responsible parent would do.
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