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Boner Candidates for January 16, 2015

Boner Candidate #1 THE PERFECT HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT

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A Montgomery County, Md., middle school teacher assigned her English students in four separate classes a story in which they had to describe how they would kill her — and the description had to include at least three gerunds, three infinitives and three participles.

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Boner Candidate #2 NOT FAIR? REALLY?

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The mother of the teenage unlicensed driver who fatally struck a little girl on the Upper West Side exploded in court Wednesday, screaming, “There is not justice!” as a judge offered her son three to nine years in prison instead of youthful-offender status.

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Boner Candidate #3 BRILLIANT FASHION DESIGNERS ARGUE ABOUT ASTRONOMY

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Isaac Mizrahi, fashion designer and Celebrity Jeopardy runner-up, recently appeared on QVC to promote some new designs that, according to QVC host Shawn Killinger, look just like the Earth as viewed from a bazillion miles away on the planet Moon.

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