Boner Candidate #1:” You can arrest me after I finish my wings!”
A motorist was noshing on chicken wings as she led Ohio cops on a chase that ended with her arrest for drunk driving, according to a police report. Judith Knight, 57, was allegedly under the influence on December 20 when her vehicle struck another car on a roadway in Brunswick Hills, a township about 25 miles west of Akron. Knight did not stop following the accident, so the other motorist called 911 while tailing Knight’s car to a cul-de-sac, where the second driver sought to block Knight’s vehicle. Before police arrived, Knight revved her engine and “appeared [to be] going to ram the complainant’s vehicle,” according to the police report.
Boner Candidate #2: ” Let’s get high! at work! wearing our uniforms! and video it!”
Two California Pizza Hut employees were fired after a video leaked online showing them taking bong hits to ring in the New Year while working in the restaurant’s kitchen. Fox News reported that the pair of workers were baking pies and getting baked at a Pizza Hut in Cypress while working on New Year’s Eve. The video was posted on LiveLeak with the caption “Footage has emerged of several workers at Pizza Hut celebrating the new year in their own special way ….. surely not something Pizza Hut want to convey to their consumers.”
Boner Candidate #3: ” Stand by your groom!”
A man in Northern California was charged with arson after he allegedly set fire to homes and cars belonging to his groomsmen in revenge for not supporting him after his marriage fell apart, authorities said Tuesday. Joshua Van Buskirk, 33, was arrested last month and later charged in connection to a string of arson fires in Pleasant Hill, Antioch, and Concord. Though he acknowledges the rift with his groomsmen, Van Buskirk denied the charges.
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