So….I got the call. From the school office. “You’re child has lice and needs to be picked up immediately.” Eww. It made me feel a little bit better that there were several other children waiting in the office when I went to pick up mine. These tiny menaces were having a field day crawling from head to head throughout the school. I panicked. Luckily this saint of a woman The Lice Guru gave me her card and said she would come to my house and take care of everything. She spent two hours going through the hair and declared her nit free by the time she left. Her reassurances didn’t stop me from completely overreacting and throwing out all of the bedding, calling Zero Rez to clean all of my carpet and upholstery and taking my car for a detail. I’m crazy OCD that way….