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Boner Candidates for Friday, June 19, 2015

Boner Candidate #1 LET’S DIG IT UP AND GET RID OF ALL THE FEDERAL PRESENCE

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Image by Lin Cheong

The University of Utah may be doing penance Saturday during Fort Douglas Day for a boneheaded mistake in its stewardship of protecting this national and state treasure. The sin? Digging up the roads around buildings constructed in 1875 (a year before the Custer massacre), hauling away the dirt and precious artifacts embedded in the soil and dumping it all into a landfill.

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Boner Candidate #2 A RASCAL ON A RASCAL?

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Image by Hefin Owen

A drunken Plainfield man on a “mobility scooter” eluded the cops after exposing himself to a girl in a local park, police said.

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Boner Candidate #3 EVERY SOUTH CAROLINA STATEHOUSE FLAG IS AT HALF STAFF EXCEPT ONE

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Image by edward stojakovic

While the U.S. and South Carolina state flags that fly above the South Carolina state house were lowered to half-mast today in mourning for the nine victims of last night’s shooting at a historic black church in Charleston, the Confederate flag on display outside the building is still flying high and proud.

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