Boner Candidate #1 IT WAS FEEDING TIME
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As he was being booked into the Sarasota County jail, an officer tossed peanuts into Randy Miller’s mouth as if feeding a dog or an animal at the zoo. Miller, intoxicated and handcuffed, was unable to catch them with his mouth. Several fell to the ground. Minutes later, Miller slumped out of his chair and began eating the peanuts off the booking room floor. Sarasota Police Officer Andrew Halpin, who had thrown the nuts at Miller’s mouth, kicked them with his boot toward Miller so he could better reach them on the floor. A source familiar with Miller’s July 18 arrest says Halpin was giving the homeless man “dog commands” during the incident.
Boner Candidate #2 THAT’S A LOVELY ORANGE BRA LORD SEWEL
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Relaxing in a bright orange bra and leather jacket, disgraced peer Lord Sewel has now been pictured cross dressing as he romped with two prostitutes. Shamed Baron John Sewel, 69, was caught on camera wearing the ladies underwear, while smoking a cigarette during the sordid video obtained by the Sun. In a bizarre rant, he accused his old boss Tony Blair of having a ‘love affair with George Bush’ and claimed the former Prime Minister’s wife Cherie was ‘obsessed’ with money.
Boner Candidate #3 REDNECKS TRYING TO THIN THE HERD
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Three teenagers were injured Saturday evening in a truck crash at Confederate flag rally in Arkansas. Witnesses said the teens were riding the bed of a pickup truck parading the contentious flag in Greenwood when another Confederate flag-festooned pickup truck struck them from behind, reported KSFM-TV. All three teens went head-first into the rear window, witnesses said, and photos from the scene show the window was smashed out.
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