Boner Candidate #1: SOMEBODY’S DOING THE RAPING
Speaking to America’s other self-appointed rape expert named Don on Wednesday, Donald Trump doubled down on his assertion that immigrants from Mexico are mostly rapists, citing an irrelevant article before confidently declaring, “Somebody’s doing the raping.”
Boner Candidate #2: NO GAYS ALLOWED
An East Tennessee hardware store owner decided to express his beliefs following the Supreme Court’s ruling allowing same-sex marriage by putting up a sign that reads, “No Gays Allowed.”
Boner Candidate #3: I DON’T WANT GOVERNMENT HAND OUTS, SO I TIED HIM TO THE BUSH
A New York woman was charged with child endangerment on Tuesday after alleged leaving her 4-year-old son tied to a bush unattended while she babysat other children in their building, WCBS-TV reports.
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