Boner Candidate #1: MY DRIVING SKILLS HAVE IMPROVED I PROMISE
A South Australian driver who killed two men in separate crashes at the same country intersection deserves a learner’s permit to show she can overcome her flaws, a court has heard. Pompoota farmer Michelle Thiele was responsible for the deaths of two men in separate accidents in 2000 and 2007 near Mannum, east of Adelaide, when she failed to give way at the same corner.
Boner Candidate #2: THEY GOT MEDICAL STUFF IN THERE AND IT’S CLOSER THAN THE ER
Police say a shooting victim was apparently taken by a friend to a South Florida Wal-Mart instead of a hospital and left outside the store. Miramar police spokeswoman Tania Rues says in an email that the victim was suffering from a gunshot wound when he was left outside the store Monday afternoon. He was later taken to a hospital for treatment and was listed in stable condition. Rues’ statement didn’t say who found the victim or who took him to the hospital.
Boner Candidate #3: I CAME TO THE Y FOR LEARNING SPELLING AND STUFF
A University of Utah fan was all too happy to spot a misspelling on a BYU parade float for the Days of ’47 parade.
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