Boner Candidate #1 MIGHT I RECOMMEND A GLASS OF THE 1973 CHATEAUX DE DAWN?
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A cafe owner has been arrested after a customer was served dishwater detergent instead of wine and DIED.
Boner Candidate #2 I MADE A DESERT WITH MY ABORTION AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY T SHIRT
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Scientists are still exploring the causes of California’s historic drought, but one local lawmaker thinks it might all come down to one thing: God’s wrath over abortion.
Boner Candidate #3 I NEED TO TAKE ANTI-VIAGRA
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He will turn 63 next month but David Hasselhoff insists he has the sex drive of a man half his age. Indeed the former Baywatch star admitted his girlfriend Hayley Roberts, 33, is often left exhausted by his insatiable sex drive.
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