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Boner Candidates for Thursday, December 12

Boner Candidate #1 –  Give us our comfy balls

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Photo Courtesy of sharon ingerson

The regrettably named Norwegian underwear brand Comfyballs was all set to make its big debut in the U.S. this year when it was shut down by the country’s patent and trademark office. A trademark on Comfyballs, USPTO argued, was just too vulgar for Americans to accept. Read Here

Boner Candidate #2 – Only Jazzercise will help

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Photo Courtesy of Clyde Robinson

A former Louisiana high school teacher suspected in a sordid sex case involving a 16-year-old student wants a judge to ease the conditions of her house arrest. Read Here

Boner Candidate #3 – I mean come on it’s my hand

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Photo Courtesy of Eric Konon

A Mesa veteran is asking for help finding his prosthetic hand. Read Here


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