Round 1
Boner Candidate #1: WE MADE HIM WEAR A HELMET.
Troopers suspended after using hallway at police academy as slip n’ slide in video. Via Police1.com
Boner Candidate #2: THE HUMBUG BISHOP.
Italian Bishop tells children Santa doesn’t exist. Via ksl
Boner Candidate #3: APPARENTLY HE STILL HAD ONE TESTICLE.
Former officer denied claims of K-9 mating with his family dog but is under investigations as lying to them about it. Via azfamily.com
Round 2
Boner Candidate #1: WHEN ASKED,’WHY?’ HE SAID IT’S JUST A HOBBY.
Italian police have arrested a man who allegedly pulling the emergency brakes on nearly 100 trains causing major commute delays. Via nypost
Boner Candidate #2:THAT’S REALLY HARD ON THE PLUMBING’
Mother of four caught trying to flush pet monkey down toilet after feeing it cocaine, spared jail time. Via Daily Mail UK
Boner Candidate #3: HE WAS JUST TRYING TO BE EFFICIENT
Better.com CEO apologizes after fallout from firing 900 employees over voom call. Via Deseret
