Boner Preview Candidate #1: JUST LAND RIGHT DOWN THERE
An air-traffic controller sealed the fate of a pilot who died in a Long Island plane crash last week — when he gave him directions to a landing strip that no longer exists, according to a preliminary accident report released Monday.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: I AM SO MESSED UP RIGHT NOW
At 12:28 a.m. on July 31, Vero Beach police were walking in a parking lot in the area of the 700 block of 21st Street when they heard someone say, “I am so messed up right now,” and another voice laughing. An officer looked around and spied a couple of dudes on the roof of Maryland Fried Chicken. The men “panicked” after seeing the officer and tried to get down from the roof to a nearby shed. One scrambled down and ran, and the other stayed on the shed. Police caught the men, identified as Andy Maza, 21, and 19-year-old Tyler Scott, both of Port St. Lucie. At one point, Scott “spontaneously stated that they were just messing around and thought it would be funny to take a ‘selfie’ from on top (of) the building.”
Boner Preview Candidate #3: HE SEEMED TO BE REALLY GOOD WITH CHILDREN
New Mexico’s attorney general said Monday he will investigate how the state’s largest school district hired a high-level administrator who faces child sex-abuse charges in Colorado.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: CARE TO SWIM WITH A TIGER?
A zoo in Dade County called Wild Things is under fire for some unique programs involving tigers. The U.S. Department of Agriculture has a problem with its attraction, “Swim with a Tiger”
Boner Preview Candidate #5: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO HARVARD?
An admissions counselor at a Pennsylvania prep school tried seducing a teen into a sexual relationship by saying she could get him into Harvard, her alma mater, police said.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: SUPPORT COPS LIKE ME
A Philadelphia police officer was reassigned to desk duty and stripped of his service weapon on Friday, the day after video surfaced showing him pressuring a motorist to donate to a fundraising event.
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