Boner Preview Candidate #1: SON, YOUR GODLESS MOTHER IS BAD
A Georgia public school agreed to stop two teachers from praying in class and promoting their religious beliefs to children, but only after a secular group filed a lawsuit.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: COME ON MEN, WE NEED TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR THIS ORGASM DEFICIT
Following an exchange he acknowledged struck some recipients as offensive and creepy, a University of Wisconsin-La Crosse residence hall director has been reprimanded for emailing several hundred students about the need for men to pay more attention to women’s orgasms.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: GIMME SOME HUGGIN MAC AND CHEESE
Luke Gatti, the 19-year-old University of Connecticut student who swaggered into a campus cafeteria with a beer Sunday night and drunkenly demanded some “fucking jalapeño bacon mac and cheese,” has reportedly been expelled from the university over the incident.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: THE FRATS ARE AT IT AGAIN
The Alpha Tau Omega chapter at Indiana University is suspended tonight, after a video depicting what looks like a horrific hazing ceremony surfaced on Twitter. In it, a student appears to be forced to perform oral sex on a woman—it’s unclear if either is consenting.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: AND THEN WE LOOTED ALL THESE ARTIFACTS SEE
Boner Preview Candidate #6: THOSE ARE METH TEETH
An Indiana State Police officer is facing criticism after a local motorist released an audio recording of a traffic stop last week. In the recording, which has been viewed more than 40,000 times on YouTube, Trooper Thomas Manning can be heard accusing her of drug use based on her appearance.
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