Boner Preview Candidate #1: NECK RUB FOR A LOLLIPOP SEEMS LIKE A PRETTY GOOD DEAL
A Treasure Coast mom is upset a teacher is back in the classroom after she allegedly traded lollipops for massages from young students.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU ALL DON’T SEE THAT THIS IS PORNO
A mother from Knoxville, Tennessee, believes the New York Times bestseller The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks has too much graphic information for her 15-year-old son and should not have been assigned as summer reading.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: TOP NOTCH PARENTING
Police in Kenosha, Wisconsin, say a baby ended up in the ICU Monday after accidentally ingesting vodka.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: WHAT’S WORSE IS THAT HE LET HER DO IT.
This week, an unlicensed cosmetic surgeon pled guilty to reckless manslaughter for injecting silicone into a New Jersey man’s penis, killing him, the Associated Press reports.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: YOU GOT THE WRONG GUY
The New York Police Department is investigating an episode in which James Blake, a retired top-10 professional tennis player, said he was pushed to the ground outside his hotel by a police officer on Wednesday and handcuffed by several officers who had mistaken him for a suspect in a fraudulent credit card operation.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: Man Sentenced After Skinning and Eating Ex-Girlfriend’s Bunny Rabbit
Today in men handling rejection poorly: Dimitri Diatchenko skinned, cooked, and ate his ex-girlfriend’s pet rabbit, California prosecutors said, after she suggested that they stop living together.
Boner Preview Candidate #7: COP ABUSE
Video: Angry school zone speeder tells deputy ‘no wonder you people get shot’
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