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Boner Preview Candidates September 9th, 2015

Boner Preveiew Candidate #1: I’LL SHOW YOU LOUSY IMMIGRANTS

A camera operator for a Hungarian TV network was caught on video apparently kicking two refugee children and tripping a man carrying a child as they tried to flee into a cornfield.

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: NOW WHY DON’T I HAVE A JOB ANYMORE?

I am a Manager at an Arbys in Provo.  I had an employee pull the perfect boner would love to here you guys say.  He tried to call in for his shift and his excuse was that he was “too high” to come to work. He than called the next day confused why he didn’t have a job. I wonder why? Now I know that you are thinking that I am making this up but I am not.  I have listened religiously for 15 years never e-mail never called had this happen and immediately thought of you guys and just had to share please for the love of god tell the story on the air.

By Anonymous Listener

Boner Preview Candidate #3: YOU GLUED HIS EYES SHUT!

The mother of a three-year-old Quebec boy is going public after a receptionist with no medical training at a private clinic accidentally glued her son’s eye shut while trying to seal a small cut on his eyelid.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: THANKS CHIEF HOOVER FOR A JOB WELL DONE

A police chief in Oregon retired this week after officers say he responded to an accusation of racism by imitating a monkey, singing “Dixie” and pantomiming a beating, KOIN reports.

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: One Hell Of A Pillow Fight

The first pictures emerged Saturday from this year’s annual freshman pillow melee at West Point, revealing the scope of combat and casualties at a free-for-all that left 30 cadets with concussions and other injuries.

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