BONER CANDIDATE #1: MY DOG IS NOT AGGRESSIVE A local hiker is recovering from injuries sustained during a dog attack […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1: LET’S SEE IF THE BOYS CAN TASTE THIS A groundbreaking 2013 study of how mice […]
Boner Candidate #1: GOD TOOK GOOD CARE OF ME. A woman in Pennsylvania drove into the path of an oncoming […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: I’M HAVING A BIT OF TROUBLE SEEING. The 47-year-old, who threatened staff with a meat […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: KEEP AN EYE ON THE KIDS, WILL YOU? Amber Barrett, 32, was arrested Thursday. She’s the Fargo […]
ROUND ONE BONER CANDIDATE #1: I AM UNAWARE OF THE ITEMS IN MY HAT, SIR A man accused of having […]
Boner Candidate #1: BOYS COULD HAVE FUN WITH YOU. A Michigan state legislator told a reporter that she should “hang […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: DIVORCE BY COMBAT No wonder she divorced him. An enraged ex-husband has asked an Iowa […]
Boner Candidate #1: CONDOM SPOIL-SPORT, GARY HERBERT. Utah Gov. Gary Herbert has ordered state health officials to stop distributing condoms […]
Round One Boner Candidate #1: I WANNA GET FRISKY IN THE LAVATORY. WHO’S WITH ME!? A British woman has been […]