Boner Candidate #1: LIMBAUGH SHOWS HIS TRUE COLORS Rush Limbaugh will be evacuating South Florida, just days after the popular conservative […]
Boner Candidate #1: I WAS TRY TO HELP HIM DEVELOP AS AN ARTIST. A Texas special-ed teacher was indicted by a […]
Boner Candidate #1: GREGG ALLMAN IN BLOOD A portrait of Gregg Allman painted with the late rocker’s own blood will be packaged with […]
Boner Candidate #1: ROO MAY STOP SEXUAL ASSAULT A university that during a student orientation session showed a slide that appeared […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT WOULDN’T FLUSH AND THEN I PANICKED. A woman who threw her poo out of her date’s […]
Boner Candidate #1: WELLSVILLE UTAH,, MAKING US PROUD Because Utah was not exactly a flashpoint of the Civil War, we have […]
Boner Candidate #1: NO COMMENT? GOOD LORD. A southern Iowa high school said Wednesday it had disciplined several students who appeared […]
Boner Candidate #1: HEY, PRINCIPAL WAGGONER HAS A POOL. An Arizona principal was busted luring teenage girls to a “skinny-dipping party” […]
Boner Candidate #1: MY NAME IS DEATH TO TRAITORS Four serving members of the British Army suspected of membership in a […]
Boner Candidate #1: NO STEAK FOR YOU PREGGO A pregnant woman says she was denied service at a restaurant because her […]