Boner Candidate #1: BEING A LIBRARIAN HAS BECOME DANGEROUS Across the nation there has been a rise of dangerous encounters […]
Boner Candidate #1: THEY HAVE RUBBED HER BREASTS SO MUCH THEY ARE NOW DISCOLORED The famous Molly Malone statue is […]
WINNER! Boner Candidate #1: NOW I WAS JUST AN HONORARY MEMBER OF THE KLAN, BUT I AM PRO-WHITE MAN. In […]
Boner Candidate #1: SHE SHOULD BE REQUIRED OPEN UP HER SWIMMING POOL TO ANY DISADVANTAGED PERSON WHO WANTS TO USE […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE BUY WANABANA APPLESAUCE FOR THE KIDS BECAUSE IT’S GOT EXTRA LEAD The FDA had to recall […]
WINNER! Boner Candidate #1: I’M REVERSING THE CONVICTION BECAUSE THOSE KIDS WERE ALLOWED TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND SWIM WITH THEIR […]
Boner Candidate #1: WHAT’S THE MATTER? MY MONEY NO GOOD HERE? A man named Connor James Litka went to a […]
WINNER! Boner Candidate #1:THEY MUST BE VERY CONFIDENT BECAUSE NOW THEY’RE SAYING IT OUT LOUD PART 1 Jack Posobiec, a […]
Boner Candidate #1: BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT NAZIS DO Jordan Green is a reporter for Raw Story and he specializes in […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT MAKES THEM ANTIQUES MORE….ANTIQUE-EEE. A man in Spring, Texas named Michael Cooper Vest, who likes to […]