WINNER! Boner Candidate #1: TRUMP, THE ASSASIN, HOPES THE ECONOMY CRASHES… Former President of the United States, Donald Trump, has […]
Boner Candidate #1: THOSE O2 MACHINES CAN BE PRETTY IRRITATING. A 73 year old father, who requires a machine to […]
Boner Candidate #1: CANNONBALL! CANNONBALL! In Leeds, Alabama, after diving naked into the aquarium tank at Bass Pro Shops, a […]
WINNER! Boner Candidate #1: SENATOR SANDALL SEEMS UNFAMILIAR WITH THE U.S. CONSTITUTION Senator Scott Sandall has helped propose a bill […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE AGENTS OF CHAOS ARE AT FULL STRENGTH THESE DAYS. On Wednesday, over six different Capitol Buildings […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE PASTOR TRIED TO BAPTIZE A MAN’S HEAD IN A DEEP FRYER. A pastor in High Point, […]
Boner Candidate #1: I THINK THEY FIRE US BECAUSE OF THE VIDEOS. The University of Wisconsin Chancellor, Joe Gow, has […]
Boner Candidate #1: FLORIDA CONTINUES TO CANCEL THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY. Florida has now introduced a bill into legislation that would […]
Boner Candidate #1: OPERATION NAUGHTY In Sugar Land, Texas, high school principal James Brian Shillingburg has been arrested for prostitution […]
Boner Candidate #1: WE DON’T CARE WHO YOU LOVE. WE CARE ABOUT WHERE YOU DO THE LOVIN’ A staff member […]