Boner Candidate #1: GUNS GUNS GUNS GUNS Earlier this week, police in Georgia received a report of gunshots and cries for help. Officers responded to […]
Boner Candidate #1: JUST SHUT UP, WILL YOU? The former Stanford University swimmer convicted of sexually assaulting an unconscious woman expressed […]
Boner Candidate #1: A DRASTIC SOLUTION. Authorities say an Albuquerque man took drastic action to escape the sounds of his […]
Boner Candidate #1: YOUR DAUGHTER’S VOTE FOR HILLARY COULD LITERALLY CHANGE HER LIFE Religious Right activists have long campaigned against the […]
Boner Candidate #1: THIS WILL TEACH HIM A Florida woman burned her teen son’s hands on a hot stove for punishment […]
Boner Candidate #1: RUMSPRINGA Pennsylvania man Thomas Candler Felts was sentenced Tuesday in Lancaster County Court for an Aug. 30 […]
Boner Candidate #1: I NEEDED A SAFETY NET. Customers at the American Diner in Liverpool, New York, know exactly where owner […]
Boner Candidate #1: LYING LIES AND THE LIARS WHO TELL THEM A local news interview with Ken Starr took an awkward […]
Boner Candidate #1: HONEY. DADDY IS CHALLENGING YOU TO A DUEL. A man in El Paso County, Colorado, was arrested Wednesday […]
Boner Candidates #1: THE SIN CURSED GORILLA Ken Ham, the creationist behind Kentucky‘s “life sized” replica of Noah’s ark, took to […]