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Boner Candidates for December 17, 2014

Boner Candidate #1. Here Bella, here girl.

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Photo Courtesy of Doug Brown

In accordance with the final wishes of a dead Indiana woman, her 9-year-old German Shepherd was scheduled to be put to sleep today so the two could be cremated and buried together—a fate the dog has only temporarily avoided.

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Boner Candidate #2. Duck Themed PJ’s?

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Photo Courtesy of abbamouse

A former aide to Rep. Blake Farenthold (R-Texas) has filed a lawsuit alleging the congressman created a hostile work environment and sexually harassed her. Farenthold, 53, was embroiled in a controversy in 2010 while campaigning for his seat when photographs appeared on the Internet showing him in duck-themed pajamas out on the town with scantily clad women.

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Boner Candidate #3- Racist Asses!

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Photo Courtesy of Sebastian Niedlich

The bros of Phi Delta Theta at the esteemed University of Pennsylvania are in some shit after posting a Christmas card featuring their cheery faces and a black blow-up sex doll on Facebook. The doll (in the upper left corner) was meant to resemble Beyoncé, according to Phi Delt.

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