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Boner Preview Candidates January 21, 2016

Boner Preview Candidate #1: YOU TOUCH MY TRUCK?

Authorities in central Florida say a man died after a dispute over whether he touched another man’s pickup truck. Brevard County Sheriff’s spokesman Maj. Tod Goodyear tells the Orlando Sentinel that 67-year-old German Heredia was walking with his granddaughters and their dogs Jan. 5 when Warren Buchanan walked up and accused Heredia of touching his truck.

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: THE FLINT MICHIGAN HOAX

Even as authorities are still advising residents in Flint, Mich., not to drink or bathe in the city’s tap water, leaving thousands to rely on bottled water to survive, some of the state’s prominent political voices think Flint’s water crisis may be exaggerated. Foremost among them is Oakland County Republican Executive L. Brooks Patterson, who voiced skepticism about the severity of the crisis during an appearance before the Detroit Economic Club luncheon Tuesday, according to the Detroit Free Press.

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Boner Preview Candidate #3: NO, POT DOESN’T MAKE YOU PARANOID.

Authorities have released a 911 phone call from a drug trafficking arrest that has people shaking their heads. The call, released by the Rexburg Police Department and obtained by EastIdahoNews.com, details an incident nearly a year ago on Jan. 23, 2015, when two out-of-state drug traffickers got high and called police to turn themselves in. Leland Ayala-Doliente, 22, and Holland Sward, 23, were traveling from Las Vegas to Bozeman, Montana, with some 20 pounds of marijuana.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: WELCOME TO TUSLA MR. TRUMP.

Welcome to Tusla. Donald Trump media badges for event at Mabee Center misspell Tulsa. TULSA – Say it with us … WELCOME TO TUSLA!

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: SORRY IF I OFFENDED. THE GIRLS, EVEN THE SLUTTY ONE.

A Republican lawmaker in Washington state startled a group of teen visitors by asking which ones were virgins and even suggesting one was not, according to the Seattle Times. The high school students had met with state Rep. Mary Dye to advocate for expanded insurance coverage for birth control as part of Planned Parenthood’s Teen Lobbying Day when she asked the highly intrusive question.

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: SARAH PALIN SAYS OF HER SON’S DOMESTIC VIOLENCE CHARGE…”THANKS OBAMA!”

Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin on Wednesday linked her son’s domestic violence arrest to President Barack Obama’s treatment of veterans. Track Palin, a 26-year-old Iraq veteran, was arrested in Wasilla on Tuesday on domestic violence and weapons charges in an incident involving a woman, according to Gawker. Palin decided to address what she called “the elephant in the room” during a campaign rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma, before she introduced Donald Trump, whom she endorsed Tuesday.

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