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Boner Candidates for February 13, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: KANYE’S HEAD VOICES MADE HIM PUT THIS COAT ON HIS BABY

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North West’s wardrobe is getting pricey. On Wednesday, North braved freezing New York City temperatures wearing a fur coat as she trotted behind her reality-star mom, Kim Kardashian. Jody Wolfe and Marc Kaufman, of Kaufman Furs, identified the tot’s coat as being made from crystal fox fur and estimated it to cost about $3,500 (if real). “It looks nice on the baby,” quipped Kaufman, who added his celebrity clients include Diddy, 50 Cent and Janet Jackson.

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Boner Candidate #2: OH UNCLE JOE

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Joe Biden put his foot where the sun don’t shine at a speech in Iowa when he punctuated his remarks by giving a shout-out to his “butt buddy.” At one point during the talk in Des Moines, the Vice President declared: “Neal Smith, an old butt buddy. Are you here, Neal? Neal, I miss you, man. I miss you.”

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Boner Candidate #3: IT WAS A REALLY GOOD OFFER, AND THERE’S NOTHING TO DO IN NORTH DAKOTA

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A prostitution sting set up by the Bismarck Police Department earlier this month resulted in the arrest of 17 men, though many more could have been arrested. According to InForum, the Bismarck Police Department placed an ad online advertising a woman’s sexual services for sale, which they had hoped would result in a few arrests. Unfortunately for the Bismarck Police Department, they were not prepared for the amount of men that responded to the ad.

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