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Boner Candidates for January 22 2016

Boner Candidate #1: LET’S GET OUT THERE AND KILL SOME STUFF

Eight juveniles have been connected to the alleged poaching of some two dozen deer in Tooele and Emery counties, the Utah Division of Wildlife Resources reports. The incidents go back at least several weeks if not months, with four juveniles identified, some charges brought and additional charges anticipated in each of the counties, DWR officials say. An estimated 15 to 20 mule deer — bucks, does and fawns — allegedly were killed in Emery County, in the vicinity of Orangeville, by one group of juveniles. DWR investigators said it appeared two of the suspects were responsible for most of the poaching there, with two more teens “involved to a lesser extent.”

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Boner Candidate #2:I AIN’T GOT  TIME TO WAIT FOR NO EMAIL FROM THE NURSE.

A Texas mother is defending her son who was suspended after helping a fellow student who was having an asthma attack. Anthony Ruelas, 15, said his eighth grade classmate was wheezing and gagging for three minutes Tuesday morning while no one did anything.  But when Anthony did do something, he apparently broke the rules. “He may not follow instructions all the time, but he does have a great heart,” said Mandy Cortes, Anthony’s mother.

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Boner Candidate #3: THE FLINT MICHIGAN HOAX

Foremost among them is Oakland County Republican Executive L. Brooks Patterson, who voiced skepticism about the severity of the crisis during an appearance before the Detroit Economic Club luncheon Tuesday, according to the Detroit Free Press. “I don’t think we should say or use words anymore like ‘Flint’s been poisoned,’ ” Patterson told reporters. “Because I don’t think that’s accurate.” “I’ve been using words like ‘Flint’s been poisoned,’ and I won’t use that anymore because I think the jury is out,” he added.

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