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Boner Preview Candidates for October 19 2015

Boner Preview Candidate #1: YOU CAN CALL ME HELL ON WHEELS

Police say a woman accused of drunken driving and hitting six vehicles initially identified herself to an officer as “Hell on Wheels.”

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Boner Preview Candidate #2:  PRINCIPAL CONNELY IS NUTS

A Bronx principal ordered her teachers to give up their desks last week, and had the furniture dumped at the curb — telling staff she doesn’t want them sitting in class.

Boner Preview Candidate #3: BANKRUPTING THE LITTLE LEAGUE

The treasurer of a nonprofit Little League organization was arrested and arraigned in Manhattan Supreme Court on Friday, the New York Post reports. William Jacobvitz, 56, was indicted for stealing more than $90,000 from the New York Gothams.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: AH FAMILY VALUES 2016

A sex worker who claims she had a long-standing relationship with married, family values Republican senator and candidate for Louisiana governor David Vitter dropped a bombshell accusation one week before voters go to the polls.

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: TRUMP COULD HAVE PREVENTED THE 9-11 ATTACKS

Would Donald Trump have been able to keep us safe if he had been commander-in-chief on Sept. 11, 2001? Donald Trump seems to think so. “I am extremely, extremely tough on illegal immigration,” Trump told Wallace. “I am extremely tough on people coming into this country… If I were running things…I doubt that those people [responsible for the attacks on the World Trade Center] would have been in the country.”

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: NFL Network Airs Several Nude Bengals Players

Albert Breer’s NFL Network interview with Adam Jones after the Bengals’ win over Buffalo today was… interesting.

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Boner Preview Candidate #7: MAKE ME YOUR PRESIDENT AND I’LL BRING BACK SLAVERY

The United States criminal justice system could be improved if we sell poor people convicted of crimes into slavery, according to Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee.

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