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Boner Preview Candidates November 2nd, 2015

Boner Preview Candidate #1: I AM DONE TRYING TO JUSTIFY MYSELF TO YOU

A one-time Alabama Teacher of the Year says she has resigned after state officials told her she’s unqualified to teach in her fifth-grade classroom because of certification issues.

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: TRICK OR TREAT?

WDAM reports on a Hattiesburg, Mississippi Halloween parade that got legit scary for some local parents when one of the floats passed out penis-shaped sweet treats. Kids were apparently handed package after package of gummy candies shaped like male genitalia, and parents were not pleased. Read More 

A worker at a Canadian pharmacy accidentally gave out out bipolar medication to trick-or-treaters instead of candy, according to a report. Read More

 

Boner Preview Candidate #3: I NEED A STUD FOR MY DAUGHTER 

The University of Notre Dame has fired a female academic coach, the New York Daily News reports, after a student filed a lawsuit against the school on Friday claiming that the tutor had coerced several university football and basketball players into having “racially-motivated” sex with her daughter.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: WHATS WRONG WITH A LITTLE PATRIOTISM?

Muslim advocates say a mosque in a Boston suburb of Burlington has been vandalized. The Massachusetts chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations said Sunday that vandals spray-painted “USA” repeatedly on the exterior walls of the Islamic Center of Burlington.

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: THE BILL SEEMS A BIT HIGHER THAN THE INDUSTRY STANDARD

A Massachusetts man whose Jeep got stuck in a mud pit while off-roading with his girlfriend says a towing company is charging him $48,000.

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: HERE KITTY KITTY

A woman snuck into a Nebraska zoo and attempted to pet a tiger, who then bit her hand, the Omaha Police Department said on Sunday.

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