Boner Preview Candidate #1: A SOLUTION FOR PUBLIC DRUNKENNESS
Road construction workers in central India killed a man when they accidentally buried him in a pit while repairing a road, police said Tuesday.
Boner Preview Candidate #2: I GOT A BAG OF M 80S FOR THE BOY
Four-year-old Roman Schell was riding in his father’s car on July 5 when a sack containing explosives blew up in his lap, severely injuring the youngster, according to an affidavit obtained Tuesday by The Topeka Capital-Journal.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: TYHIS SCIENCE STUFF IS OF THE DEVIL
In a speech delivered in 2012, Ben Carson said the big bang theory was part of the “fairy tales” pushed by “high-faluting scientists” as a story of creation.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: I’LL CHARGE HER WITH BEIGN A BONER.
A northern Indiana woman who jumped from her moving car after discovering a spider on her shoulder, leading to a crash that injured her 9-year-old son, likely won’t face charges.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: YER HOGGIN ALL THE NUTELLA WAFFLES
A Burbank man was charged Tuesday with punching a 78-year-old Costco shopper who confronted him about taking too many Nutella waffles from a sample cart, authorities said.
Boner Preview Candidate #6: MOVE THOSE CANCER KIDS OUTTA HERE
The head of the Secret Service apologized for how a group of children suffering from cancer and their families were treated after they said they were pushed out of Lafayette Square on Saturday night.
Boner Preview Candidate #7: HE KEPT TRYING TO MONKEY WITH THE MONKEY BARS
Christopher Johnson, was arrested after simulating a sex act with a slide
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