Candidate #1: FACEBOOK, THE DOCTOR MADE ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY BABY DYING. My baby just died of vaccine preventable diseases, […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: YOU TRY DOING THIS JOB SOBER A Colorado teacher was busted for allegedly driving drunk when she […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: I’M CURIOUS HOW YOUR STUPID FRIENDS THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING. A Texas teen’s pursuit to get “likes” […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: A RACIST AND A THIEF A trailer lies off to the side of the road in front […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IF YOU GO TO A PLACE THAT SPECIALIZES IN GOAT CURRY AND OXTAIL DON’T EXPECT A BEEF […]
Boner Round 1 Candidate #1: WELL, IF IT’S HALLOWEEN IT’S OKAY ISN’T IT? Numerous politicians and public figures have come under […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: I HAVE A GUN FULL OF DEADLY AIDS BUBBLES A Jordanian man living illegally in Israel was […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: I CAN SPOT A HUMAN TRAFFICKER A MILE AWAY Police in Phoenix have disputed Cindy McCain’s claim […]
Boner Round 1 Candidate #1: KIND OF A RADICAL PLAN, DON’T YOU THINK. A Navy sailor is accused of setting his […]
Boner Round 1 Boner Candidate #1: JESUS MADE ME THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH SO I DO WHAT HE SAYS […]