Round 1 Candidate #1: THANKS GOD SHE’S STEPPING DOWN A State School Board committee on Friday approved new science standards […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IT’S OFFICIAL….MOBY IS CREEPY Natalie Portman has criticised Moby for a “very disturbing” account of their […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: DADDY NEEDS A MASSAGE. Father’s Day is just around the corner, so please enjoy this heartwarming […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: SQUIDWARD FIGHTS BACK A Chinese vlogger found out the hard way that trying to eat a […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: NO. NO.NO It’s the beauty trend nobody asked for, but it’s here nonetheless. While men and […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: POOP FOR POLITICIANS Politics can stink. That was the message delivered by a traveler to airport […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: GRAVEY A Des Moines man is accused of having child pornography on his computer. Police say […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: YOU GUYS NEED TO GO BACK TO SCOHOL A motorist on Thursday spotted the error, realizing […]
Round 1 Candidate #1: IT MAKES YOUR SOUL WHITER THAN WHITE, BRIGHTER THAN BRIGHT A group calling itself Genesis II […]
Round 1 Boner Candidate #1: I SHOWED HIM THE BABY AND MY BREAST A Manhattan woman said she was given […]