Boner Candidate #1: NOT COPPER… NO!!! The unfortunate end to an otherwise wholesome story comes with beloved Copper the deer […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: GLITTER ATTACK Two women in Florida were arrested after throwing a container of glitter at […]
Boner Candidate #1: DONALD TRUMP SCREWS OVER A SMALL PUBLIC SCHOOL. Due to Donald Trump using a loophole to claim […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: AND THEN HE STOLE THE KID’S SCOOTER. A man stole a girl’s scooter after pooping […]
Boner Candidate #1: I’M CAITLIN JENNER’S BOY TOY. After Rolling Stone’s top 100 guitarists list, Ted Nugent ranted that Joan […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT ANY OF THIS. A Reddit post titled “AITA for […]
Boner Candidate #1: YOU DON’T HAVE TO PRAY THAT YOU ARE WRONG. The founder and former chair of Entrata, a […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: GIVE HER CREDIT FOR IMPROVISING IN A DIFFICULT MOMENT. In a petty response to a […]
Boner Candidate #1: YES MIA, THERE IS A WEST VIRGINIA During a panel debate on CNN, Mia love treated West […]
ROUND ONE Boner Candidate #1: PROFESSIONAL CAVEWOMAN SURVIVES ON FREEZER FULL OF ROADKILL Self proclaimed “professional cavewoman,” Sarah Day, says […]